>community college in middle school 🤨

god damnit i was trying to do something funny and edit my post but i forgot i had a dumbass blob and everything got fucked and now the cid is desynced rip

good link: https://minecraft.wiki/w/Cape

yknow close enough i'll take it 😭😭😭

yes but its funnier if i say strict low standards (in fact its the whole point the paradoxical statement) in other words: it's dialectical you see

erm...

i have obnoxiously strict low standards

im so sorry chat....

leggings is trying too hard because i know its still out of your range for now but its chill

i'm like the opposite of the redpill guys: "i want a LOW VALUE woman with NO LIFE GOALS and NO AMBITION!! i want her to pursue HER OWN INTERESTS agnostic to what i think!!! (so that she doesn't bother me)! i hope she IS NOT LOYAL and that she ARGUES AND DISAGREES WITH ME!!"

yea i suppose it would be more accurate to say that comfy is the one mode of existence where i won't actively hate a person, but that just brings them up to neutral evaluation. no positive points to be gained, only debuffs if comfy not present

scat 😋🥴🤤🥺

i'll never be cooler than when i was riding a schoolbus on a saturday to a cross-country competition in middle school listening to NoCopyrightSounds on an iPod Touch i borrowed from my dad

also Monstercat and Ninety9Lives, all the classics

and iirc the "ipod touch" was actually an iPhone 3 that just no longer had a phone plan lol

it is authentic shit! what the fuck are you talking about 😭 i love you i love you

THANK YOU!!!! 🙏🙏🙏

as an american i have to say i respect them for banning tiktok, even if just in the micro-state of erisland (population: 1)

the perfectly believable lie... it's genius... diza im keeping my eye on you

it's unoriginal and trite but nonetheless oppressively true that the hegemonic dominance of christian moralist intuitions are stultifying and inescapable anywhere you go, even now

oh yeah? then why don't you have the minecraft tiktok cape

@dbw.kawaii.social why did you put parental controls on @eris.pet and stop it from using tiktok

i mean this with 100% i mean this with 1000% there is nothing more attractive than a woman wearing sweatpants and an oversized sweatshirt with no makeup on

this sounds like i'm posting on r/niceguy but seriously anyone in my life can confirm that comfymaxxing is my fetish

also men don't get credit for being comfy because they look like shit by default so its not impressive

incredible bait sir

my music taste is Depressed Male: - soundcloud trash (dariacore, hyperpop) - breakcore/drum n bass - incelcore, bedroom punk - midwest emo, math rock

although the softest parts of my heart are reserved for kittencore and kawaii future bass

nothing could prepare me for the day i found out that my deep south customer contact was actually an openly gay man

sorry yeah i was memeing but it’ll be sad when they’re not around </3

i wasn’t making a point i was just observing :3 diggy diggy hole

diggy diggy hole

quit hoarding and save some for the rest of us

lol this is so wack @the.witchy.mom @web.witchy.mom

if anyone is good at finding jank it’s definitely elaina 😭

i think it’s very funny that a lot of peoples utopian politics unknowingly just come back to the yeoman farmer

there is a spectre haunting libertarian-ish tech bros

sorry i’m like very bad at talking to people

idk woke at 2 and had notifs, and now there’s an awkward amt of time before work

gm diza, i’ve been awake for too long already

everyone laugh it up, but this post won’t be very funny after johnny marr and mike joyce die. not cool vi.

there are plenty but he's saying he only uses social media from his phone, so that's how he transfers the file

personally i'd probably use something like LocalSend or KDE Connect (or even like, an auto-email script) but yknow whatever works lol

please enlighten us

the most wild part of watching anime is when the OP or ED plays and you're like holy shit i've been listening songs that have sampled this for years

i finished ep1 of Deadman Wonderland and all the sudden i was like wait that's goreshit

something something simulacra-adjacent

9mmimouto > goreshit > dwb