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despite using youtube for music i have autoplay turned off and all recommendations blocked by uBo
gives u brain worms stay safe kiddos
i’m a hypocrite but my priv is for very rare circumstances
boys are so cool i wish they didn't exist outside emo music
how long until ai generated 24/7 lofi hip hop study music streams
can you add a meme output if no one has engaged with a post
bitches got no clout
ohh okay duh i see now. obvi meant to be used in tandem, but it does produce funny results if you just check followed by itself since users is empty
well yeah that’s the joke
> open a thread and i’m blocked by op
> check clearsky for block date
> buncha people blocked me on 6/12
oh nvm i was having an episode
i hate this explanation
it’s too humanized
but i felt compelled to make my observation somewhat legible
i’m scared to describe with words how important this is to me
1 repliesi’m bawling in my office lol what’s wrong w me
oh nice the brazil duders got pronouns now
noo
i’m just eepy >~>
my bias is that french girls are cute and should come sit in my lap
🥺what do i win for my honesty🥺
i need to find the northernlion clip that goes
“the average [age] man is dumber than the average [age] woman”
“that’s a bias”
“i know!! but i believe it!!”
writing it out makes it so hilariously obvious that they’re literally comic book villain tier
it’s company policy that our managers actually can’t speak as references lol
the dream 🥰
but yeah i’m simply not built to be customer facing. sometimes i have to talk with CFOs and stuff which lol, lmao even.
most of my old friends quit, and we have rly high turnover. i should quit too im just scared and don’t have good tech credentials
it’s good to purge the normies as much as possible :)
it’s fun because it’s all automated. vpn into work at the wrong time? not enough active computer hours? automated email to manager. the software we make has a ton of “productivity reporting” and we make sure to use it internally too :)
and then all employees are ranked when it comes to raises
oh i mean they absolutely are, computers are spyware, cameras everywhere, i’ve heard some people get caught in trouble based an image of their license plate, not enough clicks per hour, etc.
but this is just boring old reporting to manager every clock-in and clock-out, plus extra workload
i’m being vague but i’ll just say they were unhappy with the absolute surplus value they were getting out of me 😉
and yeah it sucks
i know it will come as a shock to everyone here, but i am actually not a paragon of bourgeois virtue and my employer was not happy to discover this
now that i’m being monitored so heavily with work hours, im just entertaining myself by solving simple problems in convoluted ways. the data extract was ran with incorrect parameters? sure, i could re-run it correctly, or i could create a convoluted regex replacement to clean it up
when i took kasey’s appointment he was surprisingly punctual