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you are like other girls…. you failed to read my highly relevant omori gif


i wish i was an incel
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my caucasian xy chromosomes yearn to mourn my waning hegemony and treat women like objects
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i’m small and scared and sad and wanna be left alone forever

omfg i’m blushing so hard i was not built for this much responsibility
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where is a strong cunty woman to protect me in my time of need? waaaaa



but what if it is a cunty woman who will save me 😁 amendment: i love observing cunty women from afar and interacting with them when they aren’t angry with me 😁😁😁

For all women w, if w is cunty (C), then person p loves (L) w. ∀wC(w) -> L(p,w) ∃w~C(w) -> ~L(p,w) does not follow
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much less the stronger claim H(p,w)! that’s entirely unrelated!


i love cunty women

dog over ip with breeze dark

im gonna put you in a cup and carry you around
https://x.com/shouldhaverabit/status/1816292287686840459

i didn’t see the original post on my feed and radically misinterpreted this jsjshdjskkak

hehe yes above is joke you’re just a cute bunny, how could you be egoistic?? ˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚


there would be some serious freudian conundrums in the house

LOLOLOLOL i love ❓❓❓❓❓❓
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you are too powerful with a white board… whoever has given this to you has made a grave error in judgement….

hhhh i forgot about that i think he was very anxious to be kind to you

i wish you were my mom too 🥹 i was rly normie and stupid tho, not autistic at all unfortunately


the amazon reviews are so cute lol
自分は周りを気にしてばかりで勝手に思い込んで夜勝手に泣いてます。けど、キティちゃんの方を見て自分が馬鹿みたいだなって思いました。キティちゃんみたいに前向きに行きたいです。そして自分を愛せる女になります。本当にキティちゃん大好きです。わたしの救いです。

my dad is cute sometimes

i used to exclusively run bowser/phantom/auto-drift as a kid 1) i thought the phantom was the best bike since it was last on the list 2) i didn't know you could unlock characters by doing time trials 3) i didn't like being bonked around 4) i didn't understand how to drift
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sometimes i would switch it up and play dk

guy who is struggling to remember the difference between "effect" and "affect" and uses tme/tma interchangeably
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this is observational comedy btw, but on this website this post is likely meaningless to you all (you're lucky)

look at my anti-capitalists endorsing bourgeois right dawg
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in a roundabout way he’s right, under socialism every creative production would always already belong to The Pile. ‘theft’ would be incoherent 😁



actually, it’s completely fine to go after “individuals who just happen to work for a company.” it would be perfectly justified to assassinate me for my complicity in my employment if it would further some liberatory cause. only issue here is the motivation being dumb ai art stuff lmao.

b-but you say so many lovely things with your terrible handwriting 🥹🥹🥹

yea that’s super fair every alternative i’ve tried has been hella inconvenient tho like you’re describing worst case scenario im supporting small businesses 🙏🙏🙏 sell my info to big data with extra steps
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if nothing else i prefer it for the UI that doesn’t degrade itself every few months with more trash
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but yea sorry, kinda worthless contribution considering the convo you were having mb

the epic games iOS store would allow this 💪😈😏📈

mhm totally agree. my family used to take trips into a cabin in the middle of nowhere and stockpiling youtube videos to survive with no internet was essential

oh yeah exactly. it’s worthless if you want to do anything moderately useful. but before, i didn’t need it to do anything useful bc i could use a computer like a civilized human. now i tip tap away on my 3 inch keyboard and cry myself to sleep at night.
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i’ve been bumping startpage for over a year and it’s comff

@souris.moe do you have a picture of the phone screen you just replaced