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blegh i feel sick, sorry

im shocked you don't know, its an internet history classic

oh ahshsjwkksskd danii, the alternative is realistic too tho i now realize


she just spontaneously recited the entirety of nerd vs geek epic rap battle unprompted pls help me

aw dw about it, reply in any way you like + take as long as u need + ily lots


i'm more ambivalent about it because of course i am

this post is kinda complicated for me bc its riffing on this line from a blog post where i mean a lot of different things at once. the more direct answer short answer is being pretty and taking e
https://dreary.dev/blog/i-bought-a-toothbrush/

I'm scared of mirrors because I like how they look.

not so scared of mirrors anymore


i didn’t want it to be true T-T

imo late game a lil weaker, still worth comprehensiveness tho especially since it’s short

this is it for now :^) pretty good coverage on ppl i need to coordinate with
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fun fact paris has been there for like a year lmao


willow: this estrogen ain’t shit *two months later*

so many things like this. from our docs: “why do we have three databases? data is extracted nightly and transformed from its hierarchical array structure into a relational SQL table structure. this data is further transformed in a second extraction to a database more suitable for reporting.”
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“these databases were developed about a decade apart according to the standards most prevalent in the industry at the time” AKA SQL1 is dog shit

y’all would kill yourselves if you saw my company’s library functions

mine used to be so tidy before getting a job and now it’s such a mess

yes but cumbersome, especially when i’m away from home

thank you for sharing that. *o is still too sparse and it’s exactly what i was looking for.
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so important to me i will overlook the sin of being a spotify user

there should be an @silent post that doesn’t get sent to any feeds but still exists in my profile for the not-so-niche case where i embarrass myself but don’t want to delete
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could do some edit hack shenanigans but think of the poor blobs

lol you know i’m a bit melancholy when i head to the * playlist

(dw chat im not spiraling, just exhaling a bit. love u all)

not me i’m built different 😏 (extraordinarily fragile)

perhaps i have emotion fatigue


okay wait real dhshshhak need you, freaking weirdo

ooh interesting… what’s ligma? 😲

k, i’ll bite. what’s LST? 🙂

shizu beware, she’ll trans you the moment you get close



/veryverypos anna, like you wouldn’t believe

ngl i think about my tz in base-danii too

drugs bc i’m #straightEdge
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#camelCase

holy shit you must be like seriously shredded then right like you could toss around an object of, say, ~5.5ft height no problem