when the weekend hits and you can feel your species-being reunite with your innate human interests

imagine alienating your powers and believing in the principle of representation of interests by another agent, especially a bureaucratically situated one rookie mistake ____

solid 4/10 rn: --- freshly inducted into the horrors of labor + newly invented banger apartment strats are hot of the presses - she is being ignored by her girlfriend + cute girls in her replies +++ drunk 😊

they/them files

thanks sonic

some random monday in 201x july 10 2023 december 4 2023 june 10 2024

bro pls let my expert guy help you pls stop talking over him im gna cry when he leaves in an hour i wont be able to help you

found a guy and i love him

in a sense it's both anthropologically fascinating and harrowing, listening to young adults become peddlers of bourgeois virtue

can i give you that sloppy toppy gluck gluck 2000 and drain ur balls and drink ur children? plz?

i’m deleting this post sorry i’m gonna vom

jk haha shoutout to habermas

kasey is just endlessly entertained by talking to herself literal schitzo 💕

no sorry we have a strict dress code

me and kasey are getting girl married and i’m wearing the dress 🐴

bot a cnd

OiI

this account is so cool

twin towers were still alive

trans woman circumcision call that F’GM

i’m so at home in her scent

it’s actually the most important thing to me right now

“RTFM” mfs when the documentation is two toothpicks duct-taped together (a link to a 2 page Word doc personal diary of the developer written in 2012)

i hate my stupid chungus life

if i’m being honest it was all luck and circumstance so i likely won’t be much help. i’m a humanities major with average technical ability that lived in the area. my employer explicitly hires inexperienced new grads with so they can mold them. they just also have a quasi-monopoly and can afford it.

i got rejected from everywhere else i applied, including like tier 1 tech support, random project management, and office assistant jobs. if i didn’t get picked up here i would probably be making like 30k at wherever would pick me up. i’m a nepo-baby so my dad probably would have hired me.

my running backup plan was to move back into my parents basement, get hired at my dads place at essentially nothing just to put something on my resume, maybe go to technical college or get certifications or something. was pretty bleak for a while.

yeah it has horrid retention rate for a reason. the place blows and most people can’t stomach it for more than a year or so

it’s even more crazy bc kasey makes 10k more than me

open a patreon (or liberapay or whatever you gentoo users use) and we will redistribute the blood money i have acquired to the socially optimal agent for our relative marginal utilities

it’s completely unnecessary i don’t have the lifestyle to require it at all

you’re my 10x dev tho how is that fair

yea it’s ridic labor theory of value btfo, my ass is not worth it

labor aristocracy

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please put my life through 1.2x nightcoremaker\.com

BORN TO EAT BREAD bread is a cool Eat them all 1999 l am cute boy

fatalfatalfatal

i’ll hold your hands until the end

I’m I’m Sorry Sorry We fell out of love for the same reasons we fell in And I know what we had is gone for good, but you can't blame me for trying Before our bitterness set in, when you used to be my cure You grew jaded, and your love faded And I'm still waiting for conversation

forU ╥﹏╥♡

ur tugging @ my <3strings

cant remember how to say your name let alone count all the freckles on your face a distant memory i used to know i guess that's just the way things go i guess that's just the way things go passed your house when i was on a train last few years had never felt the same i'm happy

now i think you ought to know i guess that's just the way things go i guess that's just the way things go i wondered if you felt the same i guess at least we tried i thought we were gonna last forever had that in mind

i know it's far from the ordinary i just like to live a lie but i really hope you live a happy life can't remember when you said you called miles away and it was still my fault the love you said you had, it never showed i guess that's just the way things go i guess that's just the way things go

a heaven 520 h ello