huh i wonder what that’s like

that’s an inside joke for @getdownon.it and company

soap have u seen this

i’m gonna cry anna, i’m so overwhelmed with love and feel so valued

had a meeting with long-term work friend and couldn’t stop myself from yapping about all the lovely people in my life and they said they had never seen me so happy

okay fine i lied about deleting too i used archive >.>

okay but are you qualified for the position

girls will literally beg for mentally ill boys then act like this smh

yeah i’m lying a bit, these were from last week and i had already worked through them :p

ctrl+a deleted 800 emails, hopefully nothing important

waow this guy's voice is cute youtu.be/mxduZ8YHw-s?...

i should have pivoted my brand to FemboyAudiobooks while i had the chance

my supportive non-monolingual bloomfs about me: "I know it's in English but despite that it's very good!"

many such cases

breaking: local girlfailure unplugs phone during overnight vc, ruins e-date when it dies

the other half of the cule has their shit together at least

alright i’m going back to sleep now, i’ll call back bunny in the morning

never kill yourself

@jeroba.xyz danii has been jumpscared a dozen times by your cock post and every time it yelps “aaa penis” 😭

T-T idk im taking it slow bc im serious about her and its important to me

poly memes are cool and all but i really just care about her and want it to work out

check back soon, it’s definitely happening

you’re so right, fuck 😭

pretty 🥺

my relationships move fast we're already furniture shopping

talking to u rn!! <3

you’re literally the best poster on bsky, unrecognized genius

this me

like this, mytruckpacking dot com !!

sometimes you have to create a post you don’t agree with to bait engagement and make new friends

😵‍💫 hothothothot 😵‍💫

hehe ty, i think i just get self-conscious and want to pre-empt criticism (as evidenced by the fact that ive already done this exact bit before)

this was the only thing i commented about your appearance

*i* have agp curls lmao, i don’t think you have curls at all hehe

oh oh! did you show kasey what you got

faggots are friends, not food

meeting with jade was a success but we didn’t take any pics so i can’t use my draft ideas

premeditated self-deprecation is crazy

this is tomoko reference btw

saying nothing and blurting it all out at once

lure them in with the promise of an invite and before they know it they’ll be adding themselves to the kaseycule on sheet 2

when are we getting the laurens @rat.mom pds account

listening to her playlist while driving and just bathing in emotion

explaining falling in love to an american: so imagine a highway

[xkcd voice] my hobby: parasocial affection

usually i do okay but struggle with low-volume posters bc i don’t get to notice “hey wait that’s not right”

ilysm ollie 💕