british?

hopefully i was more comfy and helpful than obnoxious tonight

i need roughly 45mins of decompression/reflection per hour talking to dwell on how it went, and i kinda overloaded the denominator today so the queue is backed up

just know i probably like you, the person reading this, a lot. and im glad you’re in my life. unless i hate you, in which case: grrrr snarl woof woof

hehe i knew u wouldn’t care, ily kavya (im real chatty n warm tonight)

yea it’s freaking awesome

@kivvora.pw sorry for leaks, hopefully you’re not uncomfy w the potentially misleading implication, happy to take down at your request =v=

i really like you i’m just kinda intimidated >.> mary orbiter syndrome

i mean it wasn’t from tonight, silly dog over ip…. we’ve BEEN dming

@pds.moe can you somehow account for this in the spiderweb

it’s been a wild night emma

i’m assuming this means yes, i’ll be in your dms shortly

unironically falling for u i think

that’s fine, you can win the prize on your own terms

there will be a 36 minute processing time on all requests starting now

let’s freaking go

our power-couple playlist would go so hard ngl

you’re like my #1 candidate for affectionate accomplice

nuh uhh

she keeps collecting them like pds

does anyone wanna start dating to balance out my half of the polycule

me nd u 🥺

me before and after

diza do u wanna make a band together named “cucked by god”

we should unionize and shoot for a mental drivers license

twinning

u promised you’d drive safe missy

rlyrlyrly luv u diza ty

verbalizing it kinda makes it worse. better to just not emote and not to linger on it

text especially sucks because then it exists after i feel things and then i can be exposed to it later and feel bad again

okay the schedule isn’t terrible but the unstructured assignments i have suck fucking balls

today is my day to whine and bitch about work and i promise to try really freaking hard not to do it again

this is in non-prod too 😭 and you’re the customer using our software i’m not gonna fuck your shit up fam

THEY LOCKED DOWN MY SECURITY SO I CANT EVEN CHECK IT MYSELF

out of hand +2

she hasn’t finished voice training

i really don’t wanna go to this meeting but after i do, my sched isn’t terrible

it’s over and im relieved in a way that makes me want to cry

insert self-deprecating comment about my performance alongside dismissive disgust about the whole ordeal

bruh what

+2 this is cute carve-out

my bad

labor aristocracy girls always trying to buy people off smh

as a programmer, i prefer girls with pubes. it’s better to spend my leisure time on the happy path

this is a happy trail / happy path joke someone re-word it to make it actually funny pls

it’s evidently far more lucrative