today is second bed day that means it's the best day everrrr

im writing tonight off as recovery time so i can do fun things tomorrow all fresh

i recently became a class traitor are you proud of me

labor aristocrat getting dragged to the gulag narrowly escapes by showing the proles his android phone

wait shit you already said this

you're absolutely right! i am a bad girl~

do you think there are more cool people out there on the internet

i hope i don't find them

sara is so real

nvm i had to be careful but i got there

i feel very relaxed now

they/thems are (usually) not trans and should (usually) shut the fuck up

i felt motivated to touch myself for the first time in quite a few months and it hurt too much so i stopped

more and more people are saying this

i've shed a few of these though

atproto dev community this, atproto dev community that. when will we start caring about the peripheral atproto tourist community

you were supposed to say c

this isnt true but the sentiment is cute

eloge would be great because then i could codify that ive made these posts for three people

okay fine you're here too goeo

this is a great strat, i get to say something poorly on an alt and wait for the competent people to make it coherent publicly

babe look new kind of prompt engineering just dropped

b

gotta meet the person who went insane after STI tests

HOW WAS I THE FIRST GUY CAUGHT BY THE NEW ONE

at proto dev community: have you seen the latest office 365 features??? holyyy

dodging this bot has made me type like a zoomer on tiktok trying to avoid a ban

the bot is graping me and i'm going to unalive myself

after this recent batch of drama, "not everything needs to be on protocol" has really caught on. what a worthless truism.

the future of @proto is to be primarily used as aproto (log in to our proprietary app with your bluesky handle!) or tproto (technically there are records but they're worthless and/or no one does verification) but never both in a meaningful way

also like sure it doesn't have to be but this is ostensibly the community oriented around the protocol, you would think you'd care to champion the things that do actually use it lmfao

felt so fucking hard

pathlib has the most elegant truediv impl

for like two hours i sat at my desk with headphones on but instead of playing anything through them i listened to music from my phone speakers

she'd be cooler if she were nicer to her headmates

i was just hoping negging worked for one of you

that'd be one hell of a thread

im about to find this out the hard way aren't i

you have a cool alter?

i think i just have a very poor memory for things i don't care about

i wrote out a big ass email but i'm gonna wait to send it until i can talk to dustin tomorrow

i could get good boy points for being quick but that also might imply i didn't do enough research, plus he'll probably have some decent advice from experience

why are we pushing feature adoption for unreleased features lol

boss gets a $18200, i get a dime

except i don't get anything except a bonus 45 hours of work

ears >>>>>> tits

do you wanna keep trying?

last night i unlocked a new voyeuristic fetish of observing two people flirting in their non-dominant language so i can listen in

before you call me a white linguistic imperialist, know that it will hurt my feelings because it's true