what’re you gna read tonight mommy ?

on my hands and knees yelping for you 🥺🐾

i’m conflicted bc the banter is actually one of the most pernicious toxic masc things in male-dominated spaces but on the other hand it’s so damn funny (and he was so hot b4 its actually so sad)

me rn

uh-uhm,,, meow i mean um,,, meow ah srry i mean,,,,,,,,, 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

well we can’t have you making choices for yourself, now can we? don’t worry darling i’ll make all the decisions for you, don’t worry your pretty little head about a thing ^-^

i forgot ur in ur 2nd wave feminism arc this won’t go over well

she’s good for it, trust i’ll let you borrow her some time

words i never thought id hear kasey say

that’s heat, absolute banger babe

i’m yearning now,,,,,,

if u post it i will move in with you and then evict you

but she’s frowning at me and smelly don’t “it’s just a blue door ma’am” me >:(

i sent you a pic once forever ago with my tongue out and i’ve been horrified of it ever since and wanted to die

what is this windy bear supposed to inspire in me

i thought you were embarrassed that’s why i censored

damnit

i agree tbh, i was skeptical before but we found the one valid application

probability this stays up: 37%

at my funeral: willow is survived by her loyal oomfs: isaac juli parasite mary anna oh and kasey ig

probably for the best that this one stayed in the drafts

cons - opportunity cost of my like 3 wfh days

having local oomfs is goated magical fairies in my phone tell me what the weather is gonna be like in the future (i refuse to check the app myself out of principle)

should i work from home tomorrow

wow you were so prescient, even before your bat mitzvah

you're not jewish enough to get justifiably offended by anything and just jewish enough for it to be funny goldilocks zone

> bummer sticker i thought you were offended LOL

i know what i'm eating this passover season...

okay but ur like 6.5% or something, thats enough to claim it on the internet

ur my heidegger what can i say 🥺

wait that means im arendt im gonna kms

bagged me a self-hating jew call her finkelstein

antisemitism is not cool babe

are you /srs or /supersrs

ayo??

i hate oliSUNvia ngl

just lost 3 hours of my life driving home in the snow i’m gonna kms

fr tho this guy is such a cutie

honestly it depends on what you wanna emphasize

i think center with right is fine tbh, i think you can only escape so far from corpo and it’s not a very opinionated distro. i do really respect the design principles they abide by, but it doesn’t give me a distinct quadrant

clout shark

that’d be cute (◍•ᴗ•◍)

tapping the signs again

i love these titles and thumbnails these vids have lived rent free in my brain for years

okay and how long did those installs last before combusting

it exists and it’s called OpenBSD <( ￣ ≧￣)>

my fucking kaomoji got snapped in half what the frick <( ￣ ≧￣)>

enjoy your xz vulnerabilities loser, i’m safe over here with my packages from 2018 ೭੧(❛〜❛✿)੭೨

eos is the archinstall of archinstalled arch