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i’m listening and just absorbing the vibes :3
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no he cares about me deeply, you just don’t understand what we have

look, paul’s gonna get a notif i have to make a good impression before i let the mask slip

why did christine and bryan waste all that time blogging when you solved it in one skeet? /j

hrm…. well whatever works ig, i personally would not love that

sounds like the market demands a new lexicon

ok those are hype as hell, i love discord diary

luv u stay strong ❤️‍🩹

y-y-you’re attracted to me too? 🥺


i really liked watching the copy i pirated- hey wait a minute…


cr1tter rapping about her dick goes so hard more girls should do that, cis or otherwise
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i’m sensitive to the fact that it may be cool bc of semi-problematic phallus gender fuckery but i have a job so idrc abt that rn =v=
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I've been getting high so my problems getting smaller Haters on my dick, let me wipe away the slobber Stay ugly, stay broke, stay bothered I don't give a fuck about you like your father Stay ugly, stay broke, stay bothered I don't give a fuck about you, I'm hotter

Great vegetables.
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oh no you’re super charismatic that’s not the issue, it’s more like in my head ur kinda Honda Toru (or ariticialnightsky/parz), where you completely subscribe to waifuism and couldn’t care less about 3d girls

yea but it’s different… my mental model is way off-kilter

it still doesn’t compute for me that you have a gf,, you’re supposed to be like king otaku w no irls!


alright alright chat mb swing and a miss on this one, back to the drawing board

cookie and i have a complex relationship you wouldn’t get it… im her tsundere


🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️ but also his cat is symmetrical and doesn’t has random spots of ugly :/

paul’s cat is so much prettier than kasey’s fuckass creature

it’s interesting that video is noticeably absent from “content”

1) that’s awesome 2) hmmm the plot thickens

wait john i have a question. do you have an android? @_@
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wait nvm you posted blue bubbles earlier today. can someone on android confirm if the post above looks like this?

i posted these comments on someone’s nudes earlier today
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grind never stops 💪💪💪

lol i was wondering why my weather app was always so cold
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(it was in celsius)


twas just a tap we gucci :>
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the kid that hit me looked like frat bro in his incubation stage

ok so i start estrogen and immediately get into a car accident. coincidence?
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the libs fuckin nerfed me bro

look it’s not my fault i attract east asian women that are spiritually white women

i was able to power it back on for just enough time to not get stuck outside my friends apartment
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my irl asks why this is true

brat vinyl
brat vinyl

so fun fact, my phone died on the phone with insurance
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but don’t worry, my dad called his dad and they’re gonna pay for everything with no insurance involved (we are both incompetent children)

bumper is fucked

someone crashed into my car lol