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bc i don’t want ppl to reply like its me actually asking

“do paraplegics get NEETbucks?”


the funny thing is he was right that it would be controversial to his audience, most of the comments were disagreeing lol

brats are great but i get too excited by the tension and just wanna banter i don’t wanna overpower them

she does all the heavy lifting tho im the most subby dom in the game

sometimes something flips in my brain and i go feral :3 meow

“i can’t believe how pathetic you are, and yet you still dom me”


listening to 2019 soundcloud rap just to feel like a boy again



according to hsts caitlyn jenner you just have to treat your hair like shit and it’ll come naturally <3

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s- no actually she was just born with it and can’t help you

homie got the agp curls

nooo what’s wrong :< is it just the school work thing or


willow and kasey, circa 2024 (colorized)

okay true thats evil, your place is so bright

that’s what weekends feel like often tbh, it’s really comfy

it’s true she has boundless narcissistic creative energy (endearing)


😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

why can’t you let me misrepresent and hate tiktokers in peace hmph (muen sends me those all the time uwu)

ok but what if it was bloomfies stitching each other and being cute unorthodox individual interest promoters raise eyebrow flat face is bc tiktok culture is a blight on the human race

i did it yesterday it wasn’t so bad ^^ you could be cute

their ability to read has atrophied 😢 site is worthless

i think it’d be really cute if tiktok users and bsky users swapped platforms for a day
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like what would be produced if you keep the culture constant and swap the medium of expression

good call tbh, i’d be such a mid girl

well in that case i can be a girl if you need me to be 💖

picturing some sort of fagbag type situation in the locker

lol i can’t tell if im actually making you uncomfy or not im just playing you can be straight in peace *pat pat*


what a shame,,, well i’ll just be here in the locker when you change your mind and get curious :*

stay out of this >:3 you had your chance and squandered the opportunity by delegating

are you suuuure? it’d be so tight in here and i’d be enveloped by your scent 🤤

do u wanna make out in the locker with me instead ? :3

this is a new low for you juli

smh terrorizing the bsky ranked ladder

you can’t keep smurfing like this it’s not fair to all of us that aren’t on your level


yeah it’s fair irl is super fulfilling with right peeps but nothing can match the raw productivity of not leaving my house for 3 weeks watching anime and reading philosophy

wtf put me down ur not my mom (i haven’t landed on a metaphor yet)

🥺 i’m neeeeedyyy

/gen kinda do miss being terminally online degen days

yeah if you don’t count sleep or doing anything else tho honestly i’m just a consooomer so i don’t mind