“i’m not sure how i’m on track to surpass anyone” my brother in christ you posted 1,200 times in 6 days

“a little to one” goes hard

woahg holy shit you can be shinji you can be shinji need need need need

wtf who said you get to be shinji

if hetero kaworu (me) and you (boy) kissed, her fujo ass would be into it anyway

i’m being cyberbullied and there’s no one left to help me

doomed to be hetero 😔

look i stole it from someone else’s screenshot and the original account got suspended so you’re gonna have to deal with it

coworker stumbled over my pronouns lol cute “she- uhh.. he…?” *trailed off and kept talking*

as you can all verify now i’m quite cis presenting idk how that happens,, but i like it uwu

hi

wdym i made this up myself when i looked over at my rice cabinet and saw my organic forbidden rice from thrive market

socialism entails the abolition of organic food

who forbade it tho

“you have the body type of a young athenian boy ready to be dicked down by a spartan” thanks

i wonder if her neighbors think i’m just a hired boy-maid given the amount of cleaning supplies i bring in and trash i take out

i might delete this thread later but idk i feel like dms should become public domain after a bit bc they’re cute and fun and lil historical archives

wtf was i doing in 2022 man

these were good times lol cute

hmmm tru >.<

same position and everything asktfbkfsaj

omg wait i unironically did the meme a few days ago

i had long hair as a kid and one time the cashier asked my mom “and does your daughter want a girl toy with that?” and i was glowing with joy for the next week

another honorable mention: in middle school we went on some camp retreat thing and i was laying on a picnic table while a group of girls braided my hair while we waited for announcements. the principal came over and said “ladies she’s very pretty but you have to go sit down now” :3

yum 😋

hoping none of you are good at geoguesser

i won’t lose you this time my beloved

i was just kiddinggg get over here

i will stoically persevere through these dark times,, the gods send their strongest battles to their faggiest soldiers…

*sigh* i suppose ill have to make do with the ftm pussyboy with an incredible body

well damn that’s unfortunate i was kinda getting bored of the sex stuff and was hoping you had a personality in there somewhere

this got out of hand, i committed to the bit too hard and chased all my friends away,,,, cry cry

i actually had this tab open already from the last time i saw you send it lol i’m just too normie ;-;

🥰🥰🥰 luv u

that’s cool asf damn your font looks hard to read tho

post desktop screenshot pics? your terminal theming makes me curious

what distro do u use?

ahhh ye checks out

holy shit what

i used to that all the time, i just started to feel bad for her and the chirps n whirrs at night were too enticing when i was trying to sleep