we had a pronoun circle today at [redacted] and i encountered my first ~30yo irl xe/xir user

minecraft youtuber who uses The Wall to run 16 afk instances to maximize content output

classic menopause mom behavior

yea and it’s nice because sometimes you just wanna follow someone to keep an eye on them, or have different types of followers for different vibes. kasey maintains a list for “posters that will never make me unhappy to see” for ex.

mine are small now

glad u like my new bio

ermm miss kasey? the ai stated a proposition that was false. pls fix,,,

we were under the impression that this would be an unpredictable non-deterministic tool, but in like, a reliable way

they aren’t eu anymore but the thought of britbonger emma is extremely funny to me

you get it

my take only applies if it’s another american butchering the pronunciation, all bets are off otherwise

enlightened centrist: lulu is right if it’s in text but a solid 40% of us could figure it out if it was spoken

i am the only male on this trip, in a room with 20 other girls for 10 hours a day

this is going to sound insane but i don’t want my following list to determine what posts i see at all. lists are nice because i can define initial criteria (following, mutual, etc.) and then curate from there

one of the biggest (tho to be fair most of the time the dress code is pretty lax)

ceo $8B net worth lmao

i am serving ‘recently divorced uncle at christmas’ today

i’m wearing my comfy oversized sweater to my important business meeting and you can’t stop me as long as it has a collar underneath i’m in the clear, right

had to explain ‘based’ to my zillennial coworker. i thought that word had breached containment to normieville by now

i turned on Discover and Popular with Friends for a second and damn, lists are simply the optimal feed

fundamentally different experience and it’s not even close. literally solves all of the issues people complain about (reposts, discovery, algorot)

bsky is best as a smol yet permeable group chat

1. no point 2.

revision: the only justification for alts is starter pack evasion as far as i’m concerned not that the new followers actually interact anyway from what i hear

broke: onlyfans woke: github sponsoring atproto lewds

unfortunately it’s about my coworker that signed up for the rental and repeatedly told us “i’m not too experienced” on the way to the hotel

doesn’t know how to merge, got honked at a bunch of times, went the wrong way on a roundabout, every time she brakes the car nearly flips over

you get it 💯🔥💃

you should install it i hear it’s good

my fav part is when you create a new account and rush through the prompts, it’ll just spasm and keep popping up the pfp picker screen

i should have recorded a vid and maybe made an issue but irrc i was away from home both times it happened, but yea switching acc made it even worse lol

winnie on bsky?? it’s over, we’ve won

yea

it’s good and true and comf, also side note but i’ve been fawning over her website and i really wanna revamp my website to use whitewind records

the other reasons in question:

i’m just treating you like a normal girl!! (and also i think the whole alt thing is kinda misguided)

@hailey.at new post to embed for your blog

i was holding back but since shreyan got to have his fun…

my hotel didn’t renew their SSL certs blawg it’s so over

pretty

they always do this tho idk this place is bigger than my college apartment

?

just a pattern idk, i imagine more than anything it’s just a statistical artifact of like higher education

bsky maintenance preventing my from defending charges of benevolent prejudice antisemitism

vlog 2

1. she smells nice 😄 2. she has a boyfriend 😣 3. her boyfriend is short and fat and ugly 😄 so you’re saying there’s a chance…

ohhh she’s jewish no wonder i’m into her

read this as “eating some kind of consciousness” and was like damn that’s a wild follow-up

this woman is so ass at driving 🥹