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waaaa i love u soapy plops in ur lap n nibbles at u n kisses ur cheek c-can u fowgive me pwease 🥺

adblocking bsky 5head

nahhh blawg say it ain’t so
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bros got the grandma workflow

10 trillion unforced errors

it’s dialectical you see


dinner with 7 middle aged coworkers is so doomed i wanna go home
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i have literally nothing in common with these people

unfortunately the point is to torture me and do the opposite of these things (i hate professionalism :))

extremely true but girls don’t wear it like i do (badly)


such an ugly state with uglier people. i’m filled with unease everywhere i go
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in an abundance of caution: the “uglier people” is not a dig at you lol, you’re quite pretty

i look so stupid in a button-up
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girls aren’t supposed to wear that dummy

we land in arkansas and the first restaurant we go in is playing gospel music this is gonna be one hell of a trip
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i’m going to fall back into shy anorexia this week btw

a girl and her guard dog is absolutely trashy


they looked comfy 😁

i’ll be on my best behavior 😇
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also wasn’t kidding uwu im here

whaaaat this was lovingly 🥺

fuck you dallas i’m literally inside u rn
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(sorry but the bit was good)

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about the spend the next 3 hours sitting by The Most Southern Man and my feed looks like this
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thank you I Love Fagslop

texas is really hot dude


my laptop battery only lasted an hour into my (first) flight poor guy could not handle 4x speed 1080p
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on the bright side it prematurely ended the embarrassment of publicly watching trashy shoujo anime

sad to see what this place is coming to… 😔 and our handles are so similar, how is anyone supposed to tell us apart?


it’s not like you had to do any convincing, i like this stuff meow

yay my thumb spewed a bunch of puss and blood and now it feels better

remember to thank the salarymen in your life
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mostly for their ability to interact on your behalf with other salarymen (the scum of the earth)

it’s alright guys i gave him the pass in minecraft

oh my god this is literally sysadmin nightmare fuel
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or the setup to a joke for a very niche type of standup comedian



he was too strong + i cant swim

it was soap! i watched in horror D:

is collusion on shinigami illegal

what the hell!! i'm way more transphobic on main!!

so for example i can unload this category of things all at once and save for later

ime yes (but thats based on vibes), tbh i prefer to manually unload anyway