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your brain may be typical, but your body sure isn’t 🥵😋😍
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if i add emojis it indicates irony, absolving me of hornyposting on main


also it wouldn’t even make sense lol, you’ve been non-stop autismo posting about psky since its inception

(this is intended to be self-deprecating, not an attack btw lol)

jules not sharing her incredible film taste with the rest of us…

LMFAOOO i would’ve given up “oh nvm srry >.<“ and scampered away

in a way he was trying to order something jfhsjdjskskks

eris has unseen potential,,, hehehe it’s all very exciting, i’m happy for you

it’s cute and fun!!! (and stupid) :3
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and ofc it would work on you it’s literally the most adorable and flattering thing ever hehehe
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with all of my partners (with the exception of my first middle school gf), i only propositioned people romantically when they basically asked me to ask them out. it’s a pretty nerve-racking thing to do so i think it’s really impressive when people go out of their way (as long as it’s respectful ofc)

☺️☺️☺️awawawawa☺️☺️☺️

if i came into where you work, i would spend 5 minutes building up my confidence and with sweaty palms ask for your number awkwardly with my heart racing so yeahge…


woah now i see why that guy rizzed you up 😳

well yeah i think that’s the etymology but it basically just means someone has “game” i.e. is good at courting people they like
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so in a way… maybe he has the greatest rizz… results speak for themselves

dan is so handsome and talented…. what a guy

unmatched rizz…. sugoi…..
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but yea rizz is charisma so it sounds like he had none of it, but A for effort guy!!

well that depends, did you get rizzed up?

@soap.kawaii.social nvm it's this: /data merge entity @e[type=villager,limit=1,sort=nearest] {Gossips: [{Target:[I; 2034651462, -1929559790, -1551686613, -219577812],Type:"major_positive",Value:100}]} Target received from /data get entity mr__morale UUID
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this one is mine: /data merge entity @e[type=villager,limit=1,sort=nearest] {Gossips: [{Target:[I; -1955928371, 1819295888, -1420206205, -2064070130],Type:"major_positive",Value:100}]}

if i were on the board i would fire you....

nah its fine i already set it to hard

lol its fine we got plenty

resetting doesn't bring my villagers back blawg....

KASEY you set it to easy on reboot waaaaa



i have declared myself an honorary member, kinda like those ML guys that got the physics nobel prize


lol incredible i mean it’s clear throughout the vid right? the one section where he’s like “they KNEW there were 5 year olds using THE INTERNET and they did NOTHING about it 😱😱😱”
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we don’t even need to get into the (supposedly) unintended consequences of KOSA, the intended consequences are bad enough, and he clearly supports them

oh yea i just assumed he does, or at least it would take a light breeze to convince him. it’s the logical conclusion of the thesis of the video





appview with all the interaction buttons removed, so you can only observe silently
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willowsky: taking the social out of social media, one feature at a time

chat if you're looking for a way to cleanse your social media notifications, just post a gif that is 290,000 pixels tall
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@shreyan.kawaii.social have you tried this? i think it would solve all of your issues

i added one too many 0s mb

it's pretty cool right, they just trust you