my friends are all lonely and that probably reflects poorly on me

LOL gotta love the "what pronouns do you use"

"ive been meaning to ask" is crazy lmao

trump davos housing futur gore

oh yay this is fun ty em

this was an ella joke

hm i probably shoulda said morning after pill so it couldn't be confused with miso or w/e

is there any place in this world for melancholic caring betas

exhaustion hit me really hard, im gonna lay down

i cant really handle this convo rn

i wanna do nice and fun things :(

oh my feedgen died for a second whoops

thisishowitendedintokyo

what the hell paypal messages are a thing ?

aw this is sweet

what a miserable time sink 😭

i have been socially flayed

gotta love it when you meet your analyst and find out they got fired from your current job

these meetings are always a little awkward lol, small talk over a public meal isn't historically my strong suit

giraffes giraffes is impressive but not emo enough

R$ BRL

my bank has gotta hate me lmfao

apparently im wagieposting

nooo that's not pre-AR anymore 😭 you can't tell them that

i'm paranoid i swapped coats with someone at some point even tho i'm sure i didnt

i have to meet a customer today irl so i wore my fag fit

cool let's find out if my massive clean-up before PRD downtime caused any issues

snow is wasted on workers of the world

or yknow the northern hemisphere with some exceptions

fuck i'm still really proggy and i gotta work

i used to say i hated genres but now i think they're really important

lilypadgo

blitz go is like insanely stressful lmfao

im a big enough man to admit that when i was .5 tenure i reposted all contacts instead of end contacts on a list of charges in PRD

i also didn't make an output summary, but no one ever questioned me about it

much worse was when i reposted UCLs from a list of ETRs oh my god i wanted to die

that analyst was crazy dumb tho and set me up to fail. anyway that's why im traumatized into doing this

they call me the liability shifter, legal loves me

kasey is the opposite and that's why she's better at her job

WQI is my favorite masterfile

just like how app.bsky.graph.listitem is my favorite kind of record

well whether i wanted to or not i got paged lmao

god did not intend for me to sit immobilized for 10 hours in an office chair, she intended me to be a male stripper with a masters in botany

choose your fighter: meaningful whitespace or meaningful ". "

or more to the point, meaningful ". . . . . "

emily is my nick @juliet @pdsls hashtag atdev

i sent her a teams message do you think she'll block me too

"just copy my implementation" headass

genuinely it's gonna be so funny if the "performance improvement" was the result of a misindentation bug lmfao