i have no alcohol tolerance and am a total male fall beyond words 😔🦋🥺💖✨

nah uh im so sober and responsible and i am fully capable of consent :)

those were my hecking allocated labor tokens give them back

chat i slightly misunderstood the marxological application of unproductive labor please forgive me

woah cute!!!

it’s picrew saturday bloomfies

realizing my pic looks embarrassingly similar to the thumbnail (despair)

woaaah another reason for me to get on e

mhm yup

after splooge it take time to feel ready to splooge once more

wonder if you know the french equivalent hm

that’s a fantastic question @ kasey dot cafe but also my refractory period is supa long

me cumming is like an akm blade takes too long to build up to it and the execution itself is underwhelming

bc i don’t want ppl to reply like its me actually asking

“do paraplegics get NEETbucks?”

the funny thing is he was right that it would be controversial to his audience, most of the comments were disagreeing lol

brats are great but i get too excited by the tension and just wanna banter i don’t wanna overpower them

she does all the heavy lifting tho im the most subby dom in the game

sometimes something flips in my brain and i go feral :3 meow

“i can’t believe how pathetic you are, and yet you still dom me”

ego you say?

listening to 2019 soundcloud rap just to feel like a boy again

dreary.bsky.social, welcome to your tape

LOL

according to hsts caitlyn jenner you just have to treat your hair like shit and it’ll come naturally <3

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s- no actually she was just born with it and can’t help you

homie got the agp curls

nooo what’s wrong :< is it just the school work thing or

LOL REAL

willow and kasey, circa 2024 (colorized)

okay true thats evil, your place is so bright

that’s what weekends feel like often tbh, it’s really comfy

it’s true she has boundless narcissistic creative energy (endearing)

caught me 😘

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

why can’t you let me misrepresent and hate tiktokers in peace hmph (muen sends me those all the time uwu)

ok but what if it was bloomfies stitching each other and being cute unorthodox individual interest promoters raise eyebrow flat face is bc tiktok culture is a blight on the human race

i did it yesterday it wasn’t so bad ^^ you could be cute

their ability to read has atrophied 😢 site is worthless

i think it’d be really cute if tiktok users and bsky users swapped platforms for a day

like what would be produced if you keep the culture constant and swap the medium of expression

good call tbh, i’d be such a mid girl

well in that case i can be a girl if you need me to be 💖

picturing some sort of fagbag type situation in the locker

lol i can’t tell if im actually making you uncomfy or not im just playing you can be straight in peace *pat pat*

for now <3