on a work night ! scandalous

i'm like extra double pissed now

audible discord notifs are so funny to me

oh my god i have the perfect screenshot but i'm not allowed to post it

ngl it is kind of a massive bummer that my diary has social guardrails on it

why can't people be chill with me leaking all their personal info smh

i like the other willow

there are several but you know who you are (the girl reading this)

i was scrolling through my comments on youtube looking for a specific one and i stumbled upon one from 6 years ago by gail

i clicked on her profile and it's really hard to describe what i'm feeling right now. i'm crying a lot

i'm nearly positive i've been here before but it's still so striking, it's like a perfectly preserved capsule. all the playlists she used to listen to, filled with songs from me. there's a playlist that i won't reveal the precise name of but it's effectively "from kyler"

she's almost certainly abandoned the account, nothing has been updated for 6 years. a lot of rather humiliating things here for me, but in a pure way

be well

i need to talk to ollie about this

certainly one way to clean things up lmfao

YES found the one i was looking for

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cleaned up my downloads folder 🧼💪

i was unironically about to skeet this word for word two days ago lol

you only have to do it like 350 more times before you arrive at something tolerable

lolllll the willow pfp

blessing in disguise, who knows what holes i’d dig myself in otherwise

mb i was in a meeting

whatcha thinkin for lexicon design vs bookhive and skylights

yes this is sarcasm, peep the screenshot in the replies

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yay for yet :)

Less Powerful Block

Modularly Powerful Block

Minimally Personally Inconvenient Block (i get to search for you and view all your posts and interact [idc if you get notified or see it] but you don’t get to do the same to me)

i can respect this, i meant no ill intent. i deleted them now. i still care about you, divhc3w46gjisrj5uj4vphpu

:)

you’re literally so cool

it was majorly inspired by kasey tho, which is very funny considering the date (we started talking again on december 2nd)

this is one of those recurrently significant allegories for me, and how i view a lot of my activity. the other day ollie referred to bsky as my stage and i thought of this (among other things)

i deeply appreciate you all coming to hear me whistle

sorry sorry next time i’ll submit the proper paperwork

asdlfkjasldfk so much rizz idk how many extra leisure trips i can handle at the moment but when i do i'll defi hit u up 😘

i'm coming around

wow it blows how far we've fallen

i can be your cute korean gf laurens

i have to become a girl first tho

(the joke is that there was technically a "new new shrimp groove")