“i’m not sure how i’m on track to surpass anyone” my brother in christ you posted 1,200 times in 6 days

coworker stumbled over my pronouns lol cute “she- uhh.. he…?” *trailed off and kept talking*

hi

who forbade it tho

“you have the body type of a young athenian boy ready to be dicked down by a spartan” thanks

i wonder if her neighbors think i’m just a hired boy-maid given the amount of cleaning supplies i bring in and trash i take out

i might delete this thread later but idk i feel like dms should become public domain after a bit bc they’re cute and fun and lil historical archives

wtf was i doing in 2022 man

omg wait i unironically did the meme a few days ago

i had long hair as a kid and one time the cashier asked my mom “and does your daughter want a girl toy with that?” and i was glowing with joy for the next week

yum 😋

rare day of feeling like my body is really attractive ^-^

me 6 months ago: haha what a tiny little screwdriver, this is surely useless, i’ll throw it away me trying to remove a m.2 screw today: :(

enough is enough. f soyciety.

my eyes hurt so much >.> i’m tired

to every website that adds bullshit to the url of links when i click the share button: i wish you a very nice kill yourself :)

i can’t believe she criticized me for using high dpi when her mousepad is the size of a coaster

this is incoherent because it’s not like i spent much of my weekend immersed within what would traditionally be called the wired but mondays feel like returning to meatspace

90% of online arguments are people confusing ∀ for ∃ and vice versa

a thread of me searching “anime” in my diary

ok google, how to develop immunity to cat allergy

revisiting one of my favorite videos and sharing with the class

girl sitting on your lap: “i feel like im piloting an eva” ._.

if she doesn’t let me out of bed soon i am going to get a UTI

therapist: giant majed isn’t real, he can’t hurt you giant majed:

feminism ruined egirls

you can't make this up

what kind of monster maps side mouse buttons to volume up and volume down

wow i'm surprised, first time without a strike in a year, and i'm on track to drop the terrorism warning now too a paragon of virtue i am (cucked advertiser-friendly sellout)

biggest self report all time

moth

i want to feel sought after

hyperlink rot is genuinely terrifying and depressing

holding her in my arms again makes my heart feel full

torrential thunderstorm would be so comfy if i didn’t have to drive in it

i feel like i’ve been posting my heart out but then girls will make a new account and be on track to surpass me in 2 weeks

we find ourselves in a precarious predicament: the current social world is evil because it realises inhumanity rather than humanity, and it is so deeply delusional that we cannot even conceptualise or imagine what realised humanity would consist in.

boys will literally just smile at you in the hallway like hshdbdkjahsbs stop being so lewd or you’ll have to take responsibility!!

male upbringing failed me in so many ways; i’m deficient or incompetent at a whole host rather basic skills

good news: i got all my energy out by reading a book in one sitting just like the old days bad news: i may have overexerted myself and exacerbated the fatigue issue

classic relationship escalator friends -> lovers -> coworkers

i like getting messages from lil itch.io ppl every so often even if i have no intention of engaging with the new stuff nice to be reminded that the indomitable human spirit marches onward

listen to 240bpm tracks on 3x speed to unlock your third eye