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i’m not waiting for clout

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1: nickname. wiwwow
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2: height. 6’2”
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4: hair color. brown (i also wish it was darker)
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5: siblings. 2y younger brother (@izymuffen.bsky.social) i’m tight with, a much older half brother i don’t really hang with at all
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6: drinking. maybe like once every several months, not really my thing but i’m not opposed either. usually prefer harder drinks to just get it over with.
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7: irl crush. coworker girl from one of my customers. i act funny around her sometimes
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8: relationship status. i have lots of relationships with lots of people i love in their own spectacular particularity
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9: sexuality. ace/pan
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10: obsession. meh, i’m not competent enough to assert any yet.
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11: favorite store. purchasing commodities is a disgusting experience for me.
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12: phobia. light exposure, food, sensory stuff, sociality, biology
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13: dogs or cats. cats bother me less ig, more chill and do their own shit
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14: girl croomf. any/all
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15: boy croomf. depends, it’s always auditory
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16: ideal date. depends on the person and context but there are some safe bets
ya 🥹 will need to find a willow coded activity (sit in dark room and listen to music) 👌

willow
<333 you get me
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17: scars. lots - most notable is the one on my neck, plus the sh scars on my left thigh
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18: bestfriends. peruse the meow lists
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19: last time you cried. a few days ago, i cry pretty often at this point and it’s nice. i’m fortunate enough to have lots of people to cry with
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20: do you give second chances. yea ofc, as long as you’re still interesting
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21: favorite animal. don’t really fw animals tbh
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22: pet’s name. don’t have one, since moving out of parents. growing up we had dogs named princess and pearl, hamsters named peanut butter and jelly, hedgehogs named sonic and quilla, …
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23: favorite color. 🩷🖤
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24: favorite flower. n/a
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25: most important person. my life would be most disrupted with the absence of kasey, if that’s what you’re asking. other viable answers include n0, gail, karl marx, raymond geuss
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26: jealous type? lol.
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27: biggest wish. to be free of this form of social mediation.
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when we called you “red” the other day i immediately thought of this

i listened to crash yesterday while i was vibing my way through that workflow

this is actually crazy surprising to me

sometimes i’m reminded of the horrors of Alt and ALT
bluesky social-app prefixes gif alt text with a different string depending on the source (tenor or user). when gif embed posts are shown, the alt text is parsed to check for this prefix. if a user created it, the alt text is displayed. otherwise, it is not.

// Kind of a hack. We needed some way to
distinguish these.
const USER_ALT_PREFIX = 'Alt: '
const
DEFAULT_ALT_PREFIX = 'ALT: '

https://github.com/bluesky-social/social-app/blob/main/src/lib/gif-alt-text.ts#L1






funny that the extension only supports images and not videos anyway
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx53snho72xoj7zqt5uice4u/post/3lkm6cflhr22x
with no alt text pop-up, despite having the extension installed
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in case you thought willow threads couldn't get tall enough
screenshot with a shit ton of screen real estate taken up by big blue alt text boxes from the extension (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/social-visual-alt-text/)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx53snho72xoj7zqt5uice4u/post/3llk7kv3fks2d


nietzsche watching northernlion talk about imaging people in hell and kicking his feet like a schoolgirl
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it’s a shame no one will click through to the quoted post to see why it’s extra relevant

not like you need my approval either, but i love that you love this <3

what’s genesis? is that like.a new application or something

grrr i know what all the words mean too kayzoom, they’re still fake and if god had not died i wouldn’t have to know


i’ll be the best househusband hikikomori ever, you’ll all see