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@number-one-warned.rat.mom the end of an era...
ooh who?
help i'm scared
no one saw it coming
i’m simply an impartial observer
join the ranks of incessant selfcest quotation
would a 6’5” 🐻❄️ do the trick?
oh i thought it was a metaphor
luvma kasey 🫂
me too 😭 it’s so cringe
it’s honestly shocking how many girls from my high school are trying and failing to be influencers
unfortunately my twink was already dead after high school so this is the closest i can get
i imagine this feeling is what it's like for you right before posting "i miss old willow"
i hear a little black-box testing does wonders to spice things back up
i usually keep it more vanilla but its cool that you're freaky like that
where was the willow stand-in when we needed them most
a bit gauche but thats fine ig
if you're not referencing atproto docs while sexting what r u even doing
vibe-thinking
works for me mommy
rn my hobby is being around cool ppl,,
ok i went back and checked our actual message history and i feel gross about posting this now that i remember what happened.
gonna delete op but fwiw i had no issues on my end at the time and trusted her completely, even in a monog way, and i didn't mind being asked for a ride. i'll dm u
“tariff rate = (exports - imports) / imports”
“nuh uh we were way more sophisticated than that!!”
you’ll consult *my* harem??
i say this
this is literally the best post in the entire network
This is a post by another user.
View in bsky.appyou know it’s bad when the techbros start posting poetry
i already reached my girlfriend acquisition quota today, check back later
i shoulda not started with easy mode,,,
human connection is delicate and precious and beautiful and i just love love
im posting too much abt it but things keep happening, so stop being cute maybe