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budget is tight sorry, just gave my last couch money to this guy

what will i do with all this free time now that i save so many syllables


ok i lied this is actually soap irl

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lol i accidentally posted this to the wrong account

truer words have never been spoken Godemperor Soapillius Soapington III

in case anyone was unconvinced you were a man before...



missed a one block vertical jump for raw beef


your worst nightmare >:)

fwiw i just backed up both my accounts and the whole process was incredibly smooth (and surprisingly quick) thank you very much <3
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videos are not around but i expected as much

this account feels kinda gross now ngl

you’ll never understand the complex and beautiful mind of Alice Roberts shreyan

hi eris! alice told me all about u


that’s my goat, reborn inside a small chinese woman’s body

it would kinda go hard… you could start beef with the emoji tripfags like 🧖❌❣🖕

i know it might be against the ethos of the whole thing but i still think it’d be interesting if we could reply to the crossposts


spoilers!! i haven’t made it that far i don’t know the rules of parkour champions

sending u to parkour prison for this post

things like this make life worth living
taco faggot anna

whether or not there is an in-between option depends on the context i’m chill with you, just refollowing on my new account feel free to block or not, reply or not, i don’t really mind either way i like you, even when we disagree


me when i use one of my allotted characters: 𓀐𓂸


are you a parkour noob or a parkour master
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soap the kinda guy to sell you a double layer house in exchange for a ladder jump






literally 9/11 and im not trolling

i'll tank the yelp review so that you can live the rest of your days with the hunk of your dreams ❤️ yw


be glad i censored myself then because the original was way more unhinged
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he's a vulgar egalitarian with no taste and needs about twenty thousand more spoonfuls of nietzsche


talk yo shit king 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The ambivalence of the retarded listeners has its most extreme ‘expression in the fact that individuals, not yet fully reified, want to extricate themselves from the mechanism of musical reification to which they have been handed over, but that their revolts against fetishism only entangle them more deeply in it. Whenever they attempt to break away from the passive status of compulsory consumers and “‘activate’” themselves, they succumb to pseudoactivity. Types rise up from the mass of the fetarded who differentiate themselves by pseudoactivity and nevertheless make the regression more strikingly visible.
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chat can we gas up the gay post and ignore the straight one

soap what is your type

correct and true and engels was right to be unhinged about it
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