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what will i do with all this free time now that i save so many syllables
>.< gonna take some getting used to
lol i accidentally posted this to the wrong account
truer words have never been spoken Godemperor Soapillius Soapington III
in case anyone was unconvinced you were a man before...
missed a one block vertical jump for raw beef
whomegalul
your worst nightmare >:)
this account feels kinda gross now ngl
you’ll never understand the complex and beautiful mind of Alice Roberts shreyan
hi eris! alice told me all about u
lol hi
that’s my goat, reborn inside a small chinese woman’s body
it would kinda go hard… you could start beef with the emoji tripfags like
🧖❌❣🖕
i know it might be against the ethos of the whole thing but i still think it’d be interesting if we could reply to the crossposts
spoilers!! i haven’t made it that far i don’t know the rules of parkour champions
sending u to parkour prison for this post
whether or not there is an in-between option depends on the context
i’m chill with you, just refollowing on my new account
feel free to block or not, reply or not, i don’t really mind either way
i like you, even when we disagree
istg someone has to fix this thing
me when i use one of my allotted characters: 𓀐𓂸
come here of
soap the kinda guy to sell you a double layer house in exchange for a ladder jump
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View in bsky.appliterally 9/11 and im not trolling
i'll tank the yelp review so that you can live the rest of your days with the hunk of your dreams ❤️ yw
he's a vulgar egalitarian with no taste and needs about twenty thousand more spoonfuls of nietzsche
chat can we gas up the gay post and ignore the straight one
soap what is your type