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would you still love me if i was a pathetic simp and way too into you


i contain multitudes (okay maybe i contain like 5 distinct genres but still that’s pretty good)


we’re very ergonomic :3

8 hours on arm pillow duty and it hasn’t gone numb yet 💪


okay but imagine: !show where only allowlisted labeled accounts are displayed
https://bsky.app/profile/decentralise.goeo.lol

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it’d be great if there was a settings toggle to copy links with DID instead of handle

never before seen cuddle configurations
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lesbian ally mao looking down from heaven: delightful! observe the boundless creativity of the dyke proletariat
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(it’s ok i gave him the pass)

simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight

she’s so beautiful

i’m always saying this !!!!

this was one of the greatest willow choices ever
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i love being young and reckless

you should have a little kasey to come home to so you can be warm when you’re done

what’s happening now that makes it bad

i should remind myself that no one knows the goats of my favorite niche music subculture
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hey look it’s m-3 willow

it's 3x bc thats as much as my poor little microsoft surface can manage before melting


eager and filled with desire

it was cute, one tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to turn on her reading light while the subtitles were talking about a character’s sister complex

watching yuri between two grandmas on my flight

it’s consistent and free and i haven’t modified my practices in years but google tts is pretty serviceable tbh
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oh yea in case it wasn’t clear i don’t use a local tts thing unfortunately
Optional - Balabolka TTS

Download Balabolka as an alternative to gTTS

This is my preferred free Text-to-Speech method. gTTS gets rate limited very quickly.
If you are not on Windows, Balabolka runs through Wine. You can configure a Wine prefix if desired.
Ctrl+K for Skin options. "FM" is my preference.
Ctrl+Shift+D for Use Online TTS Service. "Google [1] - English (US)" is my preference.

https://github.com/DrearyWillow/pdfp?tab=readme-ov-file#optional---balabolka-tts




this is the first period in my life i feel like i have a community. i love you all so much and i feel so loved. when i fall you catch me. thank you

i’m obfuscating a bit by using “cron”, because my company has their own proprietary batch scheduler process lol

first one finishes, next day doesn’t run

lmfao my corpo added performance logging to a slow extension one upgrade, which had the predictable result of nuking performance to the extent it made the system unusable
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on the bright side it did answer some fun hypotheticals like “what happens if a daily cron job takes more than 24 hours”


fuck printers btw

I AM SO FUCKING RELIEVED
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i’m gonna cry, so much tension just fell out of my body
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i did okay i did okay it’s all okay

nervously typing on bsky dot com before the impending doom of my meeting

yeah that too, i was just hella motivated after missing jay most of my socials over time have been like finding a small bitchy asian cis woman and getting subsumed into her friend group for a bit, so you could try that
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notably nothing in that thread really worked, and neither did my asian girlies. my current arc is the only one i’m actually somewhat content with socially