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insert self-deprecating comment about my performance alongside dismissive disgust about the whole ordeal
+2 this is cute carve-out
my bad
labor aristocracy girls always trying to buy people off smh
this is a happy trail / happy path joke
someone re-word it to make it actually funny pls
it’s evidently far more lucrative
i can’t have kasey hoarding u… i would liberate you from your evil landlord and we would go frolicking in the corn fields together
*mad was not a challenge invitation dummy
“it’s my turn on the diza kasey”
stop stop don’t demean me it hurts yeowch im so turned on
i’m lucky there isn’t a rule 2 on here
huh i feel like search links should open in-app (or yknow, at the very least open in browser)
i have tgirl bladder syndrome now
next time someone asks just pretend like they’ve caught you scheming
“drat - foiled again! don’t tell anyone please!!”
it’s called “secret drawing” because i had a “drawing” board that she could view, and i didn’t want her to see. she was pretty upset when she found out
Been keeping tabs on your pathetic existence for a while now. It is simply your bad luck that I noticed your blunder.
what will you be doing in the shower
best ios browser bc adblock frowny face
hell yes it’s so good
juicy balls sleepless commie
and also an irregularly shaped mole… i hope it’s cancer and i die 🥺
dont @ me hoe
you are quite literally the only person i would accept this from, yes absolutely
new strat i’m going to stick my fingers in my ears and run away, everyone makes me sad