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i really don’t wanna go to this meeting but after i do, my sched isn’t terrible
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it’s over and im relieved in a way that makes me want to cry
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insert self-deprecating comment about my performance alongside dismissive disgust about the whole ordeal


bruh what
Mental Age Test
Your mental age is 7

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+2 this is cute carve-out


labor aristocracy girls always trying to buy people off smh

as a programmer, i prefer girls with pubes. it’s better to spend my leisure time on the happy path
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this is a happy trail / happy path joke someone re-word it to make it actually funny pls

it’s evidently far more lucrative

i genuinely have no clue how this is your full time job and you don’t know how to open network devtools
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i can’t have kasey hoarding u… i would liberate you from your evil landlord and we would go frolicking in the corn fields together

hey maybe stop being retarded and *** pls
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freaking kahzooms
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*mad was not a challenge invitation dummy

“it’s my turn on the diza kasey”

stop stop don’t demean me it hurts yeowch im so turned on


i’m lucky there isn’t a rule 2 on here

huh i feel like search links should open in-app (or yknow, at the very least open in browser)

i have tgirl bladder syndrome now

next time someone asks just pretend like they’ve caught you scheming “drat - foiled again! don’t tell anyone please!!”


kasey’s recent pinterest posting has reminded me that i still have access to the board my ex made for us lol
Just for us
Things we can do, see, create, and more ❤️
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and also my le epic guro board
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it’s called “secret drawing” because i had a “drawing” board that she could view, and i didn’t want her to see. she was pretty upset when she found out

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic existence for a while now. It is simply your bad luck that I noticed your blunder.
pushing up glasses anime meme

what will you be doing in the shower


best ios browser bc adblock frowny face

it can’t keep happening!!!! this is a travesty!!!! (another one of my cute customer co-workers is pregnant)
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i didn’t know there were prizes up for grabs
the unbeliever

trending topics brazil is also relieved

hell yes it’s so good

you weren’t kidding you really picked up btw

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juicy balls sleepless commie

i’m like 98% sure i have a birthmark that wasn’t there before
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and also an irregularly shaped mole… i hope it’s cancer and i die 🥺


you are quite literally the only person i would accept this from, yes absolutely

new strat i’m going to stick my fingers in my ears and run away, everyone makes me sad