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*consumes an inordinate amount of caffeine* “hey why is my circadian rhythm completely fucked?”
clueless

“i have concepts of an irc” lookin ass

bsky-chan is not white, nope
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and she doesn’t have big boobies, at least not yet

during the interview for my job i had to prepare a presentation on an arbitrary topic so i gave a lecture on the historico-philosophical significance of visual novels as an aesthetic medium
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insane i got i hired, pretty sure they just took pity on me because the recruiter was late

isn’t it a little unfair to have two pro columns like that?

they’re coming here blawg

i will be spending my week with all of my analysts for P***** P***** live and in vevo at the behest of the finance VP

erm actually, ice caves☝️🤓

lmfaoooo my next week is about to be either hell or hella based
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place your bets now folks

pretty sure i just watched a guy go into the bathroom, flush the toilet to cover up the sound of him hitting a vape, then walk out

i’m so glad i graduated before this shit started happening

to survive reality at its most extreme and grim, artworks that do not want to sell themselves as consolation must equate themselves with that reality. radical art today is synonymous with dark art; its primary color is black.
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aesthetic theory, 53

new cynthoni ep is not good
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Quitting is Hard is the least bad

now + timedelta(weeks=1)
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the long con…. look my 401k vesting sched is brutal i’m here for a long time not a good time

it’s a work in progress, i’ve been putting kasey’s blue pills in the water cooler

perfect size and consistency


i’ll send you a script


🤨moo deng IS the cocksleeve

moo deng cocksleeve

holy shit i almost just ended my teams message with “:3”
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i’m not meant for straight society….

yea lol, it’s a lil jank to have lines for specific people but they make sense as distinct categories xd
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all of them could conceivably be enlarged (irl friends, partner, online friends) but for the moment i only have one of each :P


everyone around me is unbearably needy and pathetic

well it makes sense right? when a new post is created its like count will start at 0, but the old likes from the original users still exist for the uri
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all that being said without any actual familiar with the code here, but conceptually that checks out to me. tho now i wonder how likes for deleted posts actually work…
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wouldn’t be the most surprising thing if i could just delete an ancient post, keep track of the rkey, and then make a new post one day carrying over the likes,, but it feels so jank lmao

oh that's weird, likes can display wrong

diza based wow

i was overthinking it, i just assumed there would be more checks in place for cid but whatever 😭


at the bsky slumber party i’m bringing my wii and we’re playing Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

i like that their hair is bad and they don’t emote properly, and that there is sexual tension. i like the muted colors and aggression. trying and failing is a beautiful thing

true debian warrior right here

twinky boys that are terrible actors 🤤