🤢 bzzzt wrongo

fun facts with willow: did you know that clothing is the only object in the world that has a teleology? and that’s to be cozy and feel nice without regard to appearance or social acceptability and also to offer as few functional impediments as possible. the more you know! ^_^

i’m wearing comfy clothes tomorrow just try and stop me

don’t worry kitten i’ve got you

nooo i’ve been owned and im now the soy wojack,,, due to your handsomeness and bravery i am forever vanquished

not until i have e-sex with a custom fleshlight that uses your measurements

what the hell

juli is this guy bothering you?

i can’t believe i’m cancelled by the WOKE LEFT for LOVING WOMEN if only my online identity wasn’t my full legal name i could start fresh and terrorize more victims, but alas…

AYO WHAT NO RAIZEL DONT BELIEVE HER

IM PURE OF HEART IM A GOOD GIRL

if your dialectics are oriented around “reasonable discussion”, you aren’t doing dialectics at all but are rather fetishizing a metaphysically empty reification

in other words can i join you in beating them to death with hammers

so far it is astoundingly mid

i knew you’d get it :>

bossa nova is so good man

this is so sad….

did you set up the server with that thing that lets bedrock duders hang out

irl, it’s like peppermint flavor

i bought some soap earlier today

nope i said what i said

also yeah i genuinely forgot internet could be slow to expressed in megabit/s thats mb

😳 i didn’t realize you had such a wild side…

erm exsqueeze me we have the greatest infrastructure known to mankind, combined with kasey’s 🔥 blazing fast 🔥 300gig internet and a router than no longer looks like a duplo block, so yeah 😎

oh i have fantastic ping (the server is upstairs in kasey’s room lol) i was saying your ping would be bad lol

that’s why instead of a using your actual following feed you make “meow”, “meow2”, and “meow3” for your favorite handful of posters :3

don’t dissuade our user base! i was just thinking we needed more 300 ping french players…

it's possible i'm exaggerating because i have the unfortunate predicament of being both tall and skinny, but yea the country is obese and the clothing options reflect that

hey get down from there

dm @souris.moe for server invite btw

alright i’m back home after my 3 least favorite tasks in the world, back to my regularly scheduled reactionary posting now

i am filled with disgust and hate

i hope to never have the displeasure of seeing a human ever again

once again dismayed that this country only produces clothes for fat people

i’m being so fr if i see size 50 waist pants ever again im putting 1488 in my handle

maybe, although i imagine that would undermine the orienting goal of looking somewhat professional

also i imagine they don’t have girl pants for boys that are 6’2”

i mean i go to the store and trying on any of the available pants would make me look like a biggest loser contestant wearing their “before” clothes

wym ?

you might wanna change it to an allowlist too so the 5th column doesn’t boop u

maybe i’m being a statistard but i do not like the methodology of this study. “manual transcription of the main (vocal) melodies into MIDI format from the top 5 songs of each year from 1950 to 2022, according to the Billboard year-end singles charts”

don’t worry chat we have now retrieved a fresh router that isn’t owned by an evil isp

i can come to you… less awkward to run away than kick you out

locked down by dumbass ISP… motherfucker NO I WILL NOT USE YOUR MOBILE APP TO PORT FORWARD

me when i cluelessly turn on the new coding assistant in all my workqueues

why can i not spend my life alone in dark closet? life is so unfair….

i lie i lie 😭😭 too open too open im coward, self-conscious, and don’t care too much for my body