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can i say something without everyone getting mad…
alice has been found alive in baguio.
THE PATIO IS FULL, THOSE DUMBFUCK HOSTS SAT 3 TWELVE-TOPS AT ONCE, I HAVENT SAT DOWN SINCE BRUNCH THIS MORNING, WE 86’D THE RIBEYE AND NOW SOME OLD FUCK IS MAD AT ME, THE FLOOR IS SLIPPERY AND THE EXPO WON’T TALK TO ME, FUCKING SIMON DIDNT DO PREP WORK ON THURSDAY AND NOW WE’RE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
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it’s like the calming waves of youth washing over me 😌
that show is so chill, it reminds me of working in a restaurant when i was in high school
i hope she’s okay. i know she is. she’s very strong. she’s worth crying for.
erm actually we have a separate subdivision for printers and drivers, unless the configuration lives in this Text menu 12 layers beyond something titled “Misc. Config” (where we keep all of our critical infrastructure). why are you bothering me with this?
woah alice! little hostile there
hegel scolding a small guatemalan child with FLStudio for not producing art in its highest vocation
i’m low on gas (and you need a jacket)
ime tho system level respect is less reliable and less intuitive for users (or maybe it’s just more noticeable when it goes wrong and i have no means to fix it myself)
it’s spoopy szn so i decided i’d stick around as a ghost just for u
enigmatic and mysterious, that handsome devil is simply impossible to get a read on
hi eris!!!!
😅 hi everyone i’m new around here, hope i can make some friends
what will i do with all this free time now that i save so many syllables
>.< gonna take some getting used to
lol i accidentally posted this to the wrong account
truer words have never been spoken Godemperor Soapillius Soapington III
in case anyone was unconvinced you were a man before...
missed a one block vertical jump for raw beef
whomegalul
your worst nightmare >:)
this account feels kinda gross now ngl
you’ll never understand the complex and beautiful mind of Alice Roberts shreyan
hi eris! alice told me all about u
lol hi
that’s my goat, reborn inside a small chinese woman’s body
it would kinda go hard… you could start beef with the emoji tripfags like
🧖❌❣🖕
i know it might be against the ethos of the whole thing but i still think it’d be interesting if we could reply to the crossposts