not

oh yeah i know, this one looks more gnarly but it’s safe, i just pulled it for the one guy who was curious about fake dates lol

this poor package wasn't ready for elaina stress testing

a thing of beauty honestly

lmfaoooo incredible

lol nope. contemporary leap year validation would be something i would expect

in case you want the precise answer to what dates qualify and don't, this is what the regular expression looks like lol. courtesy of github.com/Bwca/package...

ok that's gotta be racist right

not all koreans are fluent in regex bsky!!!

hailey pls fix this is urgent

yeah i defi didn’t follow the trail i was just poking around the repo and thought it was funny

nvm i'm stupid it's actually extremely clear where validation is done. lol its just npm iso-datestring-validator. still funny something else tries to check for year 0ish github.com/bluesky-soci...

submitting a pr to fix "an" to "a" so when i get rejected at least it's grammatically correct

random thing you might be interested in: seems like they may have tried to explicitly exclude this case? github.com/bluesky-soci...

nice it works

there’s a createRecord api and you can populate the createdAt timestamp of the record with (almost) any date you want :)

now that you’ve finally stopped gooning you can become a productive member of society

niiiiice. i realized i was lazy and didn’t try just hard coding a timestamp string but im assuming it does a length check at some point for double digits?

i tried to warn you but yeah, not meeting expectations, about to be PIP’d, my bad

oh yeah my manager accidentally leaked that the customer i recently started kicked out the last girl which is super funny

@souris.moe milk

this is as much as i could do before it yelled at me

heh that's neat indexedAt: 2024-09-27 06:10:49 createdAt: 2024-10-04 06:10:48

nope they're the same

(i'm aware you can just look at the strings and see but whatever lol)

i'm gonna verifiably go on a date with u

i cleaned it up a bunch so it's like usable now (before i was manually pasting uris and cids because npcs made me scramble to add features smh

i hope you rest well

looooooooool nice

no thanks

yea watch this

hey look i replied from my terminal

test?

you're alright i love you

still numb

no thanks + i dont think u know my new place

hiding

many are saying this

only the exaggerations are true

correct, i would rather die.

correct. there is no in-between or half measure on the categorical imperative to not waste one’s life on contributing to capital accumulation

so true i will quit my job and become a nomad and live off the land please oh brilliant npc, tell me how to sustain myself without mooching off of others (limited time, i will be pressured back into labor) or living the most meager lifestyle possible

simply untrue. i cannot think or will myself out of weakness. that power has pre-requisites, namely the means of reproducing myself. because i have been dispossessed of the means of production, i do not have access to this without working for someone who does, thereby undermining the original goal.

the power to determine my free time until i die in three weeks is no power at all.

the power to determine what i do with my time

weak people think: should i ignore it or not? it’s not a question of intelligence, it’s a matter of power.

stoicism coincides with slave societies for a reason