i fucking hate the proletariat

if you ever need to shoot me or an imposter, kill the one you agree with

i’m gonna make out with you hamburglar style

if you have a tech job in the US and you complain about the price of any of your consumptive habits i think you’re basically an idiot

if my moots argue, get ready for the retreat to my real take that removes everything between “if you” and “complain”. but like cmon especially that group

people interpreting this pair of skeets as exclusively targeting high salary to expense ratios are ngmi

the chicago route of this drive is so much worse but twiki is lovely midwest roadtrip company

i was about to make a similar thread to this one

my girlfriends are retarded

MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE

i’ll swing by to fill up didi’s tank and we’ll fit in a quickie

strangest prostitution racket i’ve ever been apart of, i have to say

can you believe she booked me back to back like that

it was important

my punk band is now recruiting 4-5 bassists. we already have the french horn covered

good meowning 2 u 2 ^+^

heh i feel a lot of conflicting emotions being she-gendered irl lol, especially when im the weakest link in the pack it feels like im selling out the gang

pretty neat when it’s asserted with complete confidence and is totally casual, tho also i have no interest in performing femininity

i can’t post this on main bc i’ll get annoying replies (and affected parties will see) (and mainly i don’t have time to process my thoughts for a more notable take)

i literally love dinah she’s such a sweetheart

you’re so cool sorry for being so skittish all the time

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EXCUSE ME???

did i do a good job of pretending to be incensed

no one gets this, tiny rooms are so cozy

i need a smaller apartment

i’ve done it on calls but i don’t think i’ve been clocked for it yet

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pinboards.jeroba.xyz works with arbitrary at-uri btw

shout out @number-one-warned.rat.mom

she said my compulsive tapping is very on-beat :3

i’m ace and it breaks me too

slow wet kisses are so peak when you have an auditory fetish

dating a girl with adhd is fun because i get to watch one episode (and only one episode) of every anime she’s ever seen

you’re literally always posting shit like this

PLEASE

it’s true i do this all the time

these distinctions do not serve me, but they structure the conversation so i’ll play along for now

my horny ass could not make it through 150 episodes of hunter hunter

would love to read it!! send on discord if you’d like

it’s a classic :)

one of the first vids i put on my channel

i don’t mind slowing down, as long as i don’t drown while unable to tread water

okay wait i realized what happened, i was right the first time because the prompt was continent, then i gaslit myself into thinking i was a burger