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been doing this lately and it’s awesome

decided to spoil u today <3

here are the rejects btw
willow tummy
willow3
willow2
willow4




dewey-pilled (the pills in question are estradiol)
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it’s really more machiavelli tho

okay but in hindsight we can admit

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no… do u wanna go out anyway 👉👈

oh you might like this one too meow




i desperately need ur help

Juxtastat 552 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 this is never happening again

its actually really disgusting and i see it with you way more than anyone else. your replies are actually cursed

willow tism strikes again

you really nuked the whole thread... i knew i couldn't trust u ewis...

::nods:: you're so smart for noticing that it's sexism!



vi registered 2023/11/25 willow registered 2023/9/18 river registered 2023/8/7 but v entered with river orbit before me

ui aint my strong suit and you'd probably want a decent one for this
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plus, yknow, i ain't doin allat

i'm new around here cut me some slack


my firehose consumer could beat up your firehose consumer


the alt text clarifies! but you of all people knew already


riverwave yields vastly different impression than rivermede on the same post content and it’s cool

next you’ll be posting about sushi


very much not at the greatest heathcare software company to ever do it

meh idc abt the money i just miss danii
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would gladly be compensated in vaca days tho


i got too many dms from concerned bunnies and lizards!!!
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such a stupid animal phase lmao i can’t wait till it’s over

oh i’m vagueposting i just got delayed a day its fine lol

ok sure i’m a little bummed but im still more giddy than anything

surely this means i get out of ikea bed construction duty

on the bright side i’m always talking about how much i love madison this time of year, far preferable to that other place