i had a dream this happened

:c hope everything’s oki

my main activity tonight was ostensibly watching anime i made it through 3 episodes gn bsky i failed u

YOU CANT EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS i have a reputation to maintain, everyone here thinks im super swag babe pls

another convert to the cult of burgerland! to be fair, what passes as love in america is actually just dismal toleration and domestic abuse so you’re not missing much

french love: romantic atmosphere, passionate staring into the depths of each others’ souls, beating hearts with flares of lust, the heights of human experience manifesting in softly expressed poetic language american love:

call me a bayesian the way i’m updating my priors

*sobs* i knowww, that what the original joke was i was supposed to sway you from your current position that piracy is ethical to you thinking it was unethical T-T

i think u misread 'unethical' bc theres no way youre gonna destroy the bandcampers' dreams by dutifully paying your share like a cuck

okay thank you this scratches like 20% of the itch its objectively better but idc, the one i'm thinking of is 2cute ;-;

YES I FOUND IT

glad to see you're so easily swayed from your morals for my next trick i will convince you that piracy is unethical

she threw herself at me!!! how am i supposed to say no to that face?

it'll be your fault for getting ground up by the corporate machine :(

do you think we'll keep acting like this when we're 50

or rather, when i'm 50 and you're 49 (problematic age gap 😬)

im losing my mind trying to find the image its a black and white drawn panel of a boy on the left talking about something passionately and a girl on the right staring at him with a lovey look. it's usually used in contexts of autistic ppl talking about their interests and ppl finding it hot

le me: *does a misogyny* (wokely)

"okay babe i think i came up with something big..." and its just

i will die of embarrassment (it was my first ever audiobook recording and was so scuffed qq - i even messed up the pairing the slides with audio LOL)

i have to be careful with what i suggest first bc you'll never trust my suggestions again if it goes bad who needs a world view? is my personal fav (and i would recommend above adorno tbh)

0% failure rate, it's always correct advice not that anyone has actually ever followed it, so 0% success rate as well

quick babe do 0/0

shout out to all my catholic homies in the chat

a few more anti-protestant and anti-liberal jabs just for fun

fr tho if ur catholic and even moderately interested in politics or philosophy: highly recommend Not Thinking Like a Liberal ^-^

my laptop thermal throttles long before it can even realize the abysmal potential of its specs

anyways read

i forgot how good i am at standardized tests lol didn’t pay attention in class, didn’t study, raw dogged a 95

meme editing with eye dropper colors takes the whimsy out of the final product being scuffed is a part of the appeal, if you actually wanna tryhard just find the original and inspect element. but at that point that’s the most sanitized and dry contribution possible

i’m sorry but you’re delusional if you think you’re going to wipe the internet of “on all levels except physical, i am a wolf” sample

intellectual property season 87, episode 357

oh yea i exclusively answered for what hentai i like believe it or not i haven't had handicapped age regressor slimegirl futa pegging sex irl

... yet 👀

LOL I HATE YOU

sob... i should just upload the relevant ones

shout out to the snare hit on the 2 and 4 gotta be one of my favorite genders

gratz on rank1

miracast 😔

lol @futanari.tentacle.expert

my utopian vision for this practice becoming commonplace is somewhat predicated on and somewhat a contribution to the destruction of moralism. we’re all more fucked than we typically care to share - i dream for a world with less thrashing about worthless concerns; compassion with bite