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i was gonna say this to correct you but didn’t wanna embarrass you
hey look i may be a grower but im not infinite, girls expect too much nowadays from girls just trying their best out here
hmm
willow ≫ kasey (X ≫ Y), but when kasey gets on top of willow (Y/X), willow gets larger
can your scientists explain this?
my token girlfriend 😭😭😭
“this is the one i keep around to give me the misogynistic slur pass, and heres the one i actually love”
- me in 2 months, when you finally accept my dominance in our battle of wits, and i claim you as my bride
the worse she is, the more brutal the indictment of the “french alphabet”
@kasey.cafe can you confirm that adding extra “>” means beeeeeeg mathematically
begging and pleading on my knees for all major websites to adopt VNDB's practice of allowing users to define custom CSS overrides on an account level
i can see why i never finished this audiobook lol, the last chapter's raw audio is 1:50 long. everything for the whole project is done now except for editing this final audio and i still don't wanna do it lmao
found this gem in recordings i hadn't edited yet
“[irl_name], you’re not eating?” is probably my least favorite sentence in the english language
“my oldest is 27 and my youngest is 6” 0_o
this was supposed to be half joking but literally i’m trapped in a room with these guys and they’re legitimately talking about their children that are 5 years older than me
okay look i’ve had a lot of dumb people in my replies lately…. politics always brings out the room temp iq posters
*yandere-coded admiration
*tactical reconnaissance
this is pre-willow lore i acquired while sleuthing
yearning for a slob-pilled metrosexual
would have finished a bit sooner if i wasn't chatting with cute grills in my mentions
maybe it's just a tempermental difference in ambition or maybe it's a philosophical discrepancy, but rorty would basically say we need new vocabulary to even begin to reject existing conceptions. i can imagine geuss responding that this might overestimate one's ability to jump over their own shadow
although i also think it very much depends on how the positions are applied contextually and in how strong of a sense each mean their claims
"In other words, if you were to press me to follow the example of the Ancients and make a list of the cardinal virtues, I would probably respond cryptically by saying that I could think of nothing except for modesty. We must have a conscience, but may not insist on our own conscience."
you'd like his discussion of guilt meow
the people under your boot don't care that you're having some deep inner turmoil about the affair. making yourself the center of attention is functionally identical to pathetically cowering from the uncomfortability of the truth. have enough humility and self-respect and live with the tension.
i’m gonna strangle my officemate blow your nose dude pls stop snorting it’s so disgusting
the concept of a business dinner is an affront to god (me)
it’s really just a matter of how frequently i offer, and i kinda just don’t enjoy being around them much. but it seems significant to you so we’ll do it more often
it has been confirmed yet again: most retarded man on the planet :)
unfathomably incompetent and ineffectual
kinda fun tho ig, and it's mostly selfish so idrc. longing for a era where i had ample disposable time to pursue worthless amateur passion projects