i make a fool of myself literally all the time LOL

it’s kinda awesome

well not the being bad at things, that’s mostly just inconvenient, but taking that as a given the resulting humiliating scenarios are cute. like shaking heads and “what is that kid doing”

“The SIGIS contact shared that HSA and FSA cards generally cannot be used for pets as they (the pet) are not considered tax dependents.”

i love my job sometimes

let’s sift through the static to find a simpler sound

😭

i told u

in fairness that video was very harsh and not intended for a general audience, much less the author herself

tho i do respect the commitment to blocking and moving on, much better than the dwelling and constriction

in other words, good move eris

it did !! consult the sacred texts

erm just don’t scroll down where it moderates its position

well at least im glad we have absolute confirmation that list comprehensions with multiple for clauses are ~~god’s~~ dani’s gift to humanity

my phone corrected danii to dani and now it looks like im copying you, which would be heretical to danií

it must be painful being wrong all the time, and twice is just too much to bear

i very much dislike how much of my life has become gliding between heuristics

like 70% of smol acc is so i can talk about my wacky pals

yea but i want my stuff consolidated and anon gotta delete everything once im found out

or u can hide in plain sight but that has its own problems

i couldn’t hack it in academia because i too rigorously cite authors and those mfs love to ego surf

y’all think i’m joking but even when i was barely reading this happened plenty (check out penny’s profile in the replies)

it bothers me to see certain people interact with juliet

interestingly though, this rank-ordering is not transitive

i love contextualism ^o^

reaaaal as hell

well he thinks he’s doing adorno journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...

nice samesies

i would make one but unfortunately my time limit is up

it’s pretty cool we got u on bsky

my socks are sacred and feet should hide in their little tubes

maybe he has really good reasons and we dont deserve it, ever think of that?

quite a few times in fact

i need a good priv to say it was cool when my tummy got cummed on

well yea calorie counting is for chumps (unless you’re rexiemaxxing and then it flips over into having aura, but only if you have the physique to show for it). op was just to say that most ppl screw up their goals way more on the intake side and incorrectly think they can make it up with exercise

diza the problematic postmodernist dietician

they don’t want you to know this but calories in is way more important than calories out

kasey was mad at him for this one

no matter what gender i am elsewhere, i will always be a son

and this is preferable of course

holyyyyyy fuuuuuuck i forgot

broke: soundcloud app broker: mobile browser with no loop ability brokest: request desktop site

there are better options if i’m not an idiot but it works in a pinch and i’m lazy also soundcloud app ui is mega terrible now, i liked being locked in at soundcloud-6.20.0.ipa

i wanna @ mark

inb4 *m

jk for the same reason there’s no *c

well there is a *c for chloe but the other *c

this track is different for *d than *m tho