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the world is way less complicated than i think it is
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getting clocked by my limp wrist handshake
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sorry fellas i’m not your kind

for all its faults, at least my job doesn’t usually make me work in a cubicle farm
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only on special occasions ^_^

i will as soon as i can escape the judgmental eyes of my 3 middle-aged coworkers

bro my rental is a massive ford f150 and i can’t stop thinking about this post

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i still have yet to master packing my bags to optimize for changing clothes when i arrive
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girl who only uses garbage collected languages has no idea how to manage a stack, how predictable

it’s funny coming back here after a year and recognizing things, i don’t feel any more competent at my job but i do feel more comfortable traveling

not sure what my goal is but the denominator has a large exponent


i need to know who is being persuaded by the jira advertisement in the airport terminal
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i was gonna leave out “airport” but the non-disambiguated alternative implication was too horrid to conjure

the bad side of mundane

it’s so hot

no yea i just went trudging around in my posts for kant things bc i was in the mood after, i immediately regretted retweeting bc i didnt intend to subtweet but i got caught on a flight 😭
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when he hits he hits i feel u

getting an achievement in a clipdump is such an aura loss, like oh you’ve never done this before?


what else is new 🤣

it’s wagie weekend bloomfies


i’m buried by the buzz of a year gone numb
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i found gossip in the ivy that's been swallowing my house and I found bones in the foundation that i’m just picking out now
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i found trouble in the ghost town that i’ve been building with my hands but i found comfort in the snowstorm that i’ve been piling on my past

i knew i was forgetting something during the film lecture… my poor soggy ass laundry bro

@glorbo.vore.bar has 10 collections in their repo ^-^

algernon cadwallader today

i’m still mega fuming i can’t search video alt text
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it's mocking me
zeppelin.social host error


ouhhh... husbant... i gave away too many tungsten cubes from the vending machine… now we are homeress...
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this is an unhinged privilege reaction but as someone who had mooched off my parents and now has top tier healthcare benefits, it’s frankly bewildering being asked to pay for medicine
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entitlement aside it’s just genuinely disorienting being put in a position to evaluate a purchase with inelastic demand
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even in other areas where you’re buying necessary goods (food, shelter), you can rely on at least a decent degree of possible substitution, but this is kinda just yes/no and it’s weird

time to backfill all the posts between then and now lmao

i used to be able to click profile to refresh my profile like with home but now i can't waow

i’m gonna think about all the categories one by one and then i never have to think about anything again